Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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