New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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