Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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