And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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