i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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