I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
vagina is talking i cant
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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