no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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