Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize