google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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