If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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