What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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