Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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