just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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