My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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