She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Michael Bay diarrhea
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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