Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
that's an acceptable place to lick
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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