my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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