I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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