i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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