Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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