girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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