Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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