the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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