At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i came on her dog
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards