Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.