The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though