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Why don't you ever send me any naked pics

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(617): Why don't you ever send me any naked pics http://tfl.nu/oqg1

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I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.

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I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.

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(360): I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am. (646): I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ. http://tfl.nu/g49z

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(206): View more from Washington

What should our trivia night team be named?

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Define Statutory

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(206): What should our trivia night team be named? (925): Define Statutory http://tfl.nu/hrvk

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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.

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(204): all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future. http://tfl.nu/ob1b

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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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(317): We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us. http://tfl.nu/q48d

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(607): View more from New York

The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.

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(607): The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you. http://tfl.nu/2p1b

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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12

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(513): you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12 http://tfl.nu/a1h6

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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?

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it happened again.

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(973): remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels? (973): it happened again. http://tfl.nu/jmjg

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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.

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(917): I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear. http://tfl.nu/517j

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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night

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(214): Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night http://tfl.nu/b3zy

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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex

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(519): I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex http://tfl.nu/b3wh

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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself

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(401): I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself http://tfl.nu/9jsd

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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.

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(931): Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass. http://tfl.nu/ezy8

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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.

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(231): My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting. http://tfl.nu/ksju

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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back

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(530): hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back http://tfl.nu/8xnm

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