My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?