Don't you send me to vm
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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