Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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