Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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