I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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