She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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