Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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