i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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