I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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