May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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