i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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