Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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