Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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