haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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