They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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