susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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