I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
