grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
wow bdsm is so cute
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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