How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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