I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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