her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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