nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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