shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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