5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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