Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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