You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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