btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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