the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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