My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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