I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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