party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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