Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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