I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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