This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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