So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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