doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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