operation harelip BJ is a go
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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