Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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